campcheese.exe REAL

I’m a total Camp Cheese fan much like everyone else. I like the newer submissions, but I don’t mind watching the classics. I don’t think I’ve ever played camp cheese 5 before, though I don’t think I want to play any after the experience I had…

It started on a nice summer afternoon. I was playing Camp Cheese 5 (I had never played it until now) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail. The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.

I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Ari, whom I hadn’t heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Ari was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.

Anyway, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written “CAMPCHEESE.EXE”, and it was much unlike Ari’s handwriting, meaning that he must’ve gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw “Camp Cheese” on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I’m a a BIG Camp Cheese fan.

I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the Camp Cheese 5 game, I was like “Awesome!” Because like I said earlier I liked the classics. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there’s was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.

I immediately removed the disc from my computer, but if anybody is brave enough to try to play this, go ahead.